Sexting is a dangerous game, you never know how the other person is going to play, and Kik sexting is no different. Kik is a great app to use for sexting because the number of people on it and how quick this instant-messaging app is. Lots of people find joy and success in sexting for when they’re horny through Kik, but for others, they aren’t as lucky.
Here’s nine of the best Kik sexting fails on the internet.
This user made it a point in her bio to add “Dog pics over dick pics” to let people know she’d rather see pictures of your pup than your penis, but this guy didn’t get the memo. Who confuses dog pics with porn pics? Or more so, why would you associate the two?
2. Man Boobs
Guys: to get some you gotta give some. As much as a great opener as “Show me yer tits” is, that won’t get you very far! So what did this user say in reply?
Well, to show her his! Ladies, it’s time we start trolling these horny guys for the same things they ask us — in this case, tit pics.
3. I shaved my legs, but not my thighs
You’re lying if you’re a woman who says she’s never just shaved her legs and not her thighs. If no one’s looking at ’em, then why do it?
These two joked around about rubbing their wetness on the other’s smooth shaven legs, but she hadn’t planned for her to go up her thigh!
4. Water gun squirting
This girl totally exposed this guy’s lack of experience and knowledge in sexting women. Don’t be like this guy.
You almost feel bad for the guy because of how savage this girl came at him, but then again guys, you’re basically setting yourself up for this whenever you decide to try to sext a girl, depending who she is.
Let this be a lesson to you fellas on what NOT to say, unless you wanna get owned as this guy did.
5. Four score and seven years ago…
I just love reading women’s trolling responses to horny dudes.
Probably the most basic thing you could say to a girl when attempting to sext is the “What are you wearing?” line. You can only expect to receive some sarcastic response in return, which is exactly what this girl did.
What are you wearing?
The Gettysburg address. Sexy right?
6. A little rusty
Not everyone can be a sexting master, and you just might initiate conversation with someone who has absolutely no idea what they’re doing.
Or in this case — they just want to fuck with you.
Eating Skittles out of a girl’s pussy with a fork? Sounds delicious.
7. How NOT to sext a black girl
If you have a fetish towards black women, that’s a problem in itself, but if you talk to them in a way that remotely even resembles this conversation, you need to check yourself.
Please do NOT ever speak to black women, or any woman for that matter, in this way because you won’t get anything other than smart-ass replies, if that.
You ever have that moment where you’re texting some emojis to someone then all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, your finger just misses the same exact emojis you’ve typed three times already?
That’s exactly what happened here. Being flirty went from good to goat.
9. Sex education needed
This is a prime example of how the American sex education system has failed many young men. Cumming inside the clit? Unheard of.